Sunday, 3 September 2017

You know you're getting over your ex when...



You know you're getting over your ex when...

You shave your legs for the 1st time since the break-up.

Your pubic hair grows back naturally and you decide that YOU like it like that.

His name no longer appears in the top 5 of your Whatsapp listings





But, if it's done with anger and bitterness, and out of a sense of duty, what good is that?







3 comments:

  1. I wonder how long it was before my name stopped appearing in his WhatsApp listings?

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  2. change all your passwords so that they no longer make any reference to him

    remove all the photos of him from your Facebook profile.

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  3. remove his birthday details from your google calendar...

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